"Wow, is that JuiceMail™?!"
People will say as they peer over your shoulder, greedily eyeing your Inbox.
You'll reply – happy and confident in your coolness.
Also, we'll send you a pre-release version of our new hit single, Fat on Purpose.
So, what are you waiting for? Sign up now!
But really, why sign up?
Signing up to JuiceMail™, is the best way to keep up to date with Juice-related affairs. Also, every month, we'll send you a juicy little parcel containing Deep thoughts from Jacob, insight into The Juice's inner workings, video footage of our various outings, news and information about upcoming gigs, funny pictures of cats that we find on The Internet, and other... surprises...
It's also the best way to get our music – we'll send everything we make to the mailing list free and first.
Also, we're very responsive* – if, after you've signed up, you think of a good idea or want anything different from us, you can send us an email with your thoughts. We'd like to hear from you.
Also, just in case it needs mentioning, we will look after your details carefully and won't sell them to telemobsters.
So sign up.
From The Juice